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And my cat.
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Okay, I'm retarded. Don't remind me. In other news, FUCKYESIGOTPHOENIXWRIGHTJUSTICEFORALLFORONLYTHIRTEENDOLLARSATGAMESTOPTODAYI'MREALLY KINDOFFUCKINGHAPPY. :D And I need to get a new charger for my laptop, so it's been a pain in the ass to post anything. I've been using my dad's computer to write and since it's for work, most of my regular sites are blocked. D: With that, here's another retarded installment for my 50lyricsfanfic challenge.

Title: Good Karma, Bad Karma
Fandom: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Gyakuten Saiban)
Characters: Matt Engarde/Maya Fey
Prompt: no. 10: "Hey, when we first met, I thought that time had come for me to die; but now I see, that you had come to bring in here new life."
Word Count: 2240
Rating: PG-13 for language and some blood
Summary: Matt Engarde's second life ended as soon as it began when he saved a girl from dying out of fear for his own ass.
Author's Notes: I know it's utterly ridiculous that someone would get out on second degree murder charges (when in this case is what Matt would have gotten if PW's law system were real...) in only nine years and then get two years of probation, but bear with me. IDK, ROLL WITH IT.

Why hello there gaiz.

I have a new crack pairing that I actually wrote fic for. I know you're probably groaning and rolling your eyes right about now, but pity my poor crack shipper soul. Nobody else supports it.

I present to you...
MATT ENGARDE/MAYA FEY. HOLY CRAP, WTF, BBQ.
I highly suggest you read the warnings at the top of the page before you proceed to read. Trust me, you will regret not doing so. Trust me.
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So yeah I'm a pretty screwed up person. I haven't even played 2-4, wtf. I have JFA waiting for me at home though so I'm really looking forward to that! 8D Now I'll be able to squeal when I see Evil!Matt on the screen because he's just that sexy

Unfortunately I intend to write more for these two because to my knowledge this is the first Matt/Maya thing to ever be introduced into the interwebs. D:

ENJOY YOUR BRAINFUCKERY, GUYS.
ILU2.

I come bearing fanfic news! But first I'm going to say that I'm never going to clubs or parties when I'm older if all they do is smoke and drink. D: Sorry, but my cousin managed to drag me to a club the other day and I got really bored really fast when nobody spoke English and all they did was act like idiots. Very entertaining. Note the sarcasm. Fanfic news taim! 8D

You've really outdone yourself this time, BiO. You have assumed that you have every right to write fanfic for a game you haven't played and what's worse for a pairing that close to NOBODY supports. Why, WHY can't you be normal? Is it really that difficult? Being a chapterfic and all you do know that it's going to be an angst fest. Hell, any story with Edgeworth is an angstfest. D8

If anybody wants to read it you can find the first chapter here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4388030/1/Always_Unconvinced

I intend to change the lame summary with the coming of chapter two.
The quote is from the song "My Name Is Jonas" by Weezer. Why did I choose this particular quote? If it wasn't obvious enough, I'll break it down for you.

"Things were better then,
Once but never again"

Okay, so some of my own personal prejudice comes in here in that I think the first three games were way better than Apollo Justice (thank you Youtube for allowing me to make my own judgments). That and since Maya and Edgeworth kind of lost the spotlight they're probably thinking the same thing. Things won't be the same anymore between them and Phoenix.

"We've all left the den,
Let me tell you all 'bout it."

Slighty more cryptic in meaning. Edgeworth is kind of going 'lolwut' at everything that's happened, and since everybody changed they've all left the metaphoric 'den.' The last line sort of speaks for itself if you've read the chapter.

...I suddenly feel very pompous and arrogant for making an entry explaining something that shouldn't be explained. In my own FANFIC, for God's sake. Reprimand me as you please, God.

So I'm in Cyprus at the moment. I actually learned how to spell it correctly. I've mostly been going to the beach and reading and writing, although I think I'm going to start writing fanfiction again. I'm not really getting anywhere with my original story, and I'm sick of starting over and over again. You know, on an unrelated note, I think I'm more familiar with Phoenix Wright's canon than people who have actually played the games. When I get a new DS, I'm going to hunt them down because my Target/Walmart is gay and don't carry them anymore. I couldn't find Apollo Justice in the regular cases and they didn't even have any of the old games in the discount section! WTF! Are they really that (un)popular where I live?

Speaking of which, am I the only EdgeworthxMaya fan in the universe? That's a bit of an exaggeration, as I've seen very, VERY small amounts of fic and fanart for them. But I feel like a freak because everybody supports either PhoenixMaya (which I also love, just not as much) or PhoenixEdgeworth exclusively. Think outside the box, people! For the sake of fanfiction! ;_; Even if you don't support it, force yourself to. (of course, I'm just kidding)

So that's pretty much it for what's going on right now.
I've yet to know what a bicycle in fandom terms is, but I think it means the person you ship everybody and their mother with. Correct me if I'm wrong. O_o